O is for: Ossify, Ostentatious, and Offler.
O is for: Ossify, Ostentatious, and Offler. The letter O, one of our precious vowels, could – with some justification - be held up as being a well-rounded letter. But that would be feeble joke, most undeserving of both you and the letter itself. But without the letter O, nobody would be born in October. Instead, it would Ctber, which is a miserable collection of letters, totally unpronounceable unless you’re Polish or Bosnian. It certainly wouldn’t be Ostentatious. There is, I think, both bloody awful and quite good Ostentatiousness. Eiffel’s tower, for instance, was described as ostentatious, and worthy of being torn down immediately after the 1889 World’s Fair for which it was built. Fortunately, some wise Parisian heads prevailed, and the Tower continues to surprise and please a gazillion people every year. Well, in these days of Covid, that number might have come down to the mid-tens. Perhaps 16. Klimt may be described as Ostentatious: The Kiss, an achingly beautiful cr...